... my child, my sweet cherub, SHAT CRAYON. yes, you read that right. yesterday? yeah, i saw the obvious teeth marks in the green crayon and realized that a piece was missing. in fact, i double checked to make sure it had the "non-toxic" label. but nothing, i. mean. NO.THING. could have prepared me for this : i wiped her butt after some extreme poopage and there were green scribbles on the wipe. some of the crayon pieces that were still stuck to her had created an image - a damn drawing!- on the wipe.
I AM NOT KIDDING, YALL!! it blew my mind. she shat crayon. i have seen it all.